My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I will be naked everywhere
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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