how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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