Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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