How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
