How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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