I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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