also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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