i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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