how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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