rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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