we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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