im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize