idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can text with my tongue
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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