You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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