we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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