He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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