I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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