remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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