This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We have started to decorate penises.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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