pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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