he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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