And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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