i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
