i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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