I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
