Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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