he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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