She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
