I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
