That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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