he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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