Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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