I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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