Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize
