No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
