why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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