But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Of course I have a pirate flag
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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