so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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