Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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