so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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