I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Enjoy the penises
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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