so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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