smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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