so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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