I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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