I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Such a big mess for such a small penis
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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