Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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