Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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