Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think my moral compass just broke
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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