i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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