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I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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