I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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