We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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