I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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