Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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