they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
NoShamevember. You game?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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